Doric Panto



Each year Inverurie Town Hall hosts a special charity fundraising pantomime that is partly performed in the Doric by local theatre enthusiasts. We've been going to it for years and it is one of the most colourful fun-filled nights with plenty of laughter thanks to the Aberdeenshire related jokes.



Doric Panto Inverurie Pantomime



For more information or to buy tickets visit www.inveruriepanto.com

Be prepared to singalong! Here is an example of one of their previous fun audience participation Doric songs, sung to the tune of YMCA:



doric pantomime words



FIT LIKE? Means ‘Hello, how are you?’

I’m just CHAUVIN’ means ‘I’m doing fine too!’

In the LAVVY there you go to the loo

Need a hug, then have a BOSIE!

DA KEN, ‘I’m not sure what to say’

If yer CRABBIT, then you’ve had a bad day.

’an yer BLEEZIN’, then you might start to sway.

Come fae toon then you’re a TOONSER!


So a’ the TEUCHTERS sing!


FAR? FIT? FAN? FOO?

A bitty louder noo

FAR? FIT? FAN? FOO?

Aye in INVERURIE, a’ the locals agree

SPIKKIN’ DORIC’s the thing tae dae!

FAR? FIT? FAN? FOO?

Up in the Balcony go

FAR? FIT? FAN? FOO?

Aye in INVERURIE, a’ the locals agree,

SPIKKIN’ DORIC’s the thing tae dae!


FAR? FIT? FAN? FOO?













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